Kris Jenner punked the audience of her new talk show, Kris, today when she walked onto the set with a fake baby. Fun joke, Kris! Now show us the real deal.
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez got married in France over the weekend.
Kelly Osbourne is engaged to Matthew Mosshart. Of the event, he said, “We were on a balcony that overlooks the ocean. It was just beautiful. She said yes! And then she smiled for the rest of the night!”
Mariah Carey wore three fabulous slings at her concert over the weekend.
Raise your hand if you’re excited for Lindsay Lohan’s eight-episode post-rehab reality/docu-series on OWN!
Your awful thing of the day: The Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket Cory Monteith’s funeral.
Justin Timberlake is sorry that he named a song “Take Back The Night” after learning about the foundation of the same name.
Paula Deen’s husband is allegedly “furious” with his wife and there is much tension in their marriage.
Leighton Meester’s role in the Veronica Mars movie has been recast due to scheduling conflicts.
Channing Tatum doesn’t care about the shade Rob Lowe threw at him on Twitter.
Meanwhile, Kirstie Alley took to Twitter to attack Leah Remini, former scientologist.
A janitor’s union is unimpressed with Justin Bieber’s recent peeing-in-a-mop-bucket escapade.
Fergie says she’ll change her name to Fergie Duhamel when she marries Josh Duhamel.
Playboy has rejected Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham.
Jake Gyllenhaal held hands with his new lady, Alyssa Miller.
Carmen Electra was inducted into a bikini hall of fame.
America’s Next Top Model contestant Renee Alway is in jail.
The band Korn is growing actual corn these days.
Mariah Carey is having trouble moving tickets — even free ones.
Netflix is considering another season of Arrested Development!
Katy Perry spends 90 minutes on her makeup before leaving the house?
One time George Clooney pranked Matt Damon by filling his backpack with rocks.