I would never chat roulette alone... I've been warned! @ScottDisick & friends & I will be on in like an hour! This should be interesting!
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) April 10, 2012
Chat rouletting NOW!!!!!
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) April 10, 2012
Omg the things I'm witnessing on chat roulette!!!!!
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) April 10, 2012
Yup. This is me.... Sadie Sadie married lady.:) :) Love is in the air. Xo twitter.com/RickiLake/stat…
— Ricki Lake (@RickiLake) April 10, 2012
Just cuz u have a "friend"4 a long time doesn't mean they're a good friend I've learned 2 let mufuckas go no matta how long I've known them
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) April 10, 2012
Rick Santorum suspends his campaign, ending his bid for the White House. In other news, Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) April 10, 2012
Note to self: don't ever say BONER on television ever again.
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) April 10, 2012
I would say I'm a Rebel. Yes.
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) April 10, 2012
Sometimes gangsters in old movies have their hair slicked back, then they fight and their hair falls forward and is longer than u thought.
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) April 10, 2012
when i'm not quite this wrecked i will post some pics of bruce and the e street band cause you know i was crying missing the big man.
— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) April 10, 2012
I never thought that intolerance would be patriotic.
— Richard Lewis (@TheRichardLewis) April 10, 2012
Whats Fail Whale ?
— Cher (@cher) April 10, 2012
Hilariously, I can't watch tonight's 2 Broke Girls because I have 1 broke tv.
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) April 10, 2012
Watching "Reno 911." I forgot how funny it is!
— Nicky Hilton (@NickyHilton) April 10, 2012
You have got to be kidding me. I just broke my ankle.
— Minnie Driver (@driverminnie) April 10, 2012
levi couldn't keep his hands off me RT @ZacharyLevi I was abducted by @JohnStamos & the Greek Mafia at DWTS say.ly/LiB1Jn9
— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) April 10, 2012
I am so glad Donald Trump is doing what he does best now-celebrity apprentice. It is so good it makes me want him to run for president.
— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) April 10, 2012
Instagram= 'I don't read, I just look at the pictures'. That being said I can't wait to participate...i promise I'll learn more tomorrow, xx
— Kate Walsh (@katewalsh) April 10, 2012
Everybody has an addiction mines happens to Be YOU!!!! :) I LOVE YOU BABE!!Take dat!
— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) April 10, 2012
Isn't it odd when an accused stalker is in handcuffs, being taken away by the cops, yet smiles for the cameras?
— AB (@alecbaldwin) April 10, 2012
"I know! Let's wake up Patton Oswalt for no goddamn reason!" -- two demons, just now
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 10, 2012
With all the kids Rick Santorum has, I find it very difficult to believe he would pull out of anything.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 10, 2012
Brandy and Monica back together WOHOOO
— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 10, 2012
Having one of those "lots of necklaces" days. twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 10, 2012
My right nipple may or may not have just made it's debut in St. Thomas. Warning there's no graceful way to put sunblock on your lower back.
— Dina Manzo (@dinamanzo) April 10, 2012
We miss Michael Jackson!!! I know you're smiling Mike!!! You are loved!!!Thank you all for trending The Greatest Of All!!!
— La Toya Jackson (@latoyajackson) April 10, 2012
Ultimately, I don't believe that there is such a thing as a "fun size."
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 10, 2012
Ann Romney says her husband is "mischievous" and "naughty." Thanks, but if I want a naughty president, I'll vote for Charlie Sheen.
— Joy Behar (@JoyVBehar) April 10, 2012
good god It's great that these celebs r so committed to doing DWTS, but going to the hospital? WTF?How bout just a nice hokey pokey, people?
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) April 10, 2012
I got a speeding ticket last night and all I could think about was that George Zimmerman didn't even get a TICKET!! Justice system FAIL.
— Macy Gray (@MacyGraysLife) April 10, 2012
Look, homeless dudes, your competition at red lights is Twitter. How about a little more effort with those cardboard signs?
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) April 10, 2012
Gonna get my dude friends together tonight to play Sex in the City. We gossip, drink appletinis, and talk real. DUDES!!!
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) April 10, 2012
I've only been preaching that forever! RT @Lomu90 SHUT UP AND SQUAT! (in heels) @cocosworld twitter.com/Lomu90/status/…
— Coco (@cocosworld) April 10, 2012
TODAY IN CENSORSHIP HISTORY: 16 yes ago today RATM booted off NBC's SNL for expressing "controversial" views.
— Tom Morello (@tmorello) April 10, 2012
Santorum quits presidential race. Gingrich informed he did not win The Masters.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) April 10, 2012
The only thing more upsetting than these Tips From Former Smoker ads is the thought of all the people who auditioned and didn't get the gig.
— dave holmes (@DaveHolmes) April 10, 2012
if there was a toilet for adults that played certain music depending on the weight of the action, I'd totally buy it. #imperialmarch
— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) April 10, 2012
I can no longer deny it. This anthropologie dress makes me look like an 18th century fishwife.
— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) April 10, 2012
When angels fly inside your heart, that's when you can fly.
— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 10, 2012
In the time frame of the Universe it's Sunday everywhere.
— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 10, 2012