1. “Hey, Kanye …do you mind if we stop at this ice cream truck?”
2. “Umm, you don’t have the SpongeBob pops? Okay, what about Choco-Tacos? None of that? Well, I guess there’s always the chipwich… maybe I’ll just get some soft serve with sprinkes?”
3. This lady in her mind: “Are you serious right now????”
4. “Lemme just sort through my giant wad of cash here…”
5. She pretended that she didn’t notice all the people taking cell phone pictures around her…
6. …secretly LOVES IT.
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