Kim Kardashian gave what’s possibly the most rage-inducing quote you’ll read today to The Guardian:
“I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”
Anderson Cooper spoke for the first time about coming out on his show today, saying:
“I’ve always been out to my coworkers and stuff. It’s just not something I talked about publicly because as a reporter I didn’t think it was appropriate. It didn’t seem part of my job.”
Ummm… Miley Cyrus might have gotten into a physical brawl defending her man, Liam Hemsworth at a nightclub over the weekend.
John Mayer is being sued for being a part of a ponzi scheme! According to legal documents that came to light during an investigation, Mayer might have up to $465,000 of the dirty money.
How I Met Your Mother’s Cobie Smulders and Saturday Night Live’s Taran Killam got married over the weekend.
Jonah Hill is single again: he and his girlfriend of nearly a year Ali Hoffman have called it quits. (Yes, Dustin Hoffman is her dad.)
Kanye West used to watch Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with Ray J to “get him in the mood” in the bedroom, while having sex with other ladies.
Nic Cage might have stalked his costar Vanessa Hudgens on the set of their upcoming movie, The Frozen Ground.
Despite the t-shirts he sold, Jay Z is not down with the Occupy Wall Street movement.
Alec Baldwin wants to be on Portlandia, somehow I think that can be arranged.
Venus Williams is dating Cuban model Elio Alberto Pis.
Kristen Stewart told reporters that she and Robert Pattinson will be “fine” during their Twilight press tour.
Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran is pissed that Rihanna gave him a kiss at the VMA’s.
In case you hadn’t heard yet, Liza Minelli is returning to Arrested Development.
Camille Grammer will get $30 million in her divorce settlement with Kelsey Grammer.
Oh, look: it’s Tom Hiddleston with an old-timey mustache.
Lena Dunham has new hair, is photographed with her rumored-boyfriend, Jack Antonoff.
Bobby Brown is getting another reality show.
Jeremy Sisto almost played Jack in Titanic.
An alleged victim of one of Amanda Bynes’ many hit-and-run accidents: “she could have killed me.”
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson is refusing to sign divorce papers.
LeAnn Rimes left her treatment center over the weekend to play a gig.
Pregnant Holly Madison in a bikini.
The Enquirer suggests that Jennifer Aniston wants Justin Theroux to get a nose job.
Amanda Bynes got pulled over again.
R. Kelly owes a grand total of $6,227,767.82 in taxes. Good thing Trapped In The Closet 2 is almost here!