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1. When they told secrets on Diddy’s yacht at Cannes.
2. Their matching, gaudy Louis Vutton bags.
3. The way they posed with The Game.
4. How they were always texting.
Who were they texting? Each other?
OMG leik I hope these paparazzi get away from us right now lol
5. When they looked totally uncool talking to Justin Timberlake.
6. Their matching umbrellas.
7. The way they always, ALWAYS raised their hands in the air like they just didn’t care.
So many arms in the air, it was like a freaking commercial for Sure deodorant.
Hi Nick Cannon. I bet Mariah hates all of these photos.
8. Their matching shiny dresses.
9. How they made drunk driving seem SO jolly and carefree.
10. The constant shopping.
11. So much shopping.
12. Seriously, do they do anything else with their time??
13. When they posed like this around a baby.
14. Drunk hugs.
15. Their unabashed way of hawking ridiculous products.
16. How Paris was willing to make out with anything.
17. Their famous friends, like Serena Williams.
(But not Ray J.)