“I’m quite rigorous about what gets exposed. No bottom half! I don’t mind exposing my tits because they’re so small — people really aren’t that interested.”
And of how marketing folks like to enhance her on movie posters:
“They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy,” she laughs. “For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these really strange droopy tits. I thought, ‘Well, if you’re going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts.’”
Chris Brown could not care less that you got upset about how he dressed as “a terrorist” for Halloween:
“It’s fucking Halloween! It’s a motherfucking pagan holiday. We dress our kids up as Satan, demons, little goblins, and all this other shit. Get over it, people! I was dressed as the people we killed, the person we killed… Bin Laden!… It’s nobody’s motherfucking business!”
Here’s a photo of it, in case you forgot.
Jersey Shore’s Vinny will get his own spin-off called The Show with Vinny, in which people will come to his Staten Island house and eat a meal with his whole family.
Janeane Garofalo was married for 20 whole years and didn’t even know it. She and Ben Stiller Show writer Rob Cohen got drunkenly wed in Las Vegas over two decades ago and had no idea until he filed papers to wed someone else recently. They “divorced” over the weekend.
One Direction will have a 3-D movie about their lives, of course.
Kristen Bell has a cameo in the Gossip Girl finale.
John Mayer went out to dinner with Katy Perry and didn’t even check out any other girls, says a spy for Page Six.
Uma Thurman might be engaged.
Heidi Montag is back out on the beach, writhing around in her bikini.
Anne Hathaway lost 25 pounds for Les Mis and it made her a bit crazy.
Cheryl Burke, of Dancing with the Stars, says she might be the next Bachelorette.
Justin Bieber is having an existential crisis and doesn’t know whether or not to go back to Selena Gomez or to go on a giant banging spree.
Nadine Belazquez went topless in the movie Flight (link NSFW).
Lauren Conrad dog-shamed her new puppy.
Ke$ha will make a line of faux fur.
Joaquin Phoenix is apologizing, kind of, for shit-talking the Oscars so much.
Snooki dyed her hair
Liza Minelli will sing on the new season of Smash.
Anchorman 2 will be part musical.
Shannen Doherty called the cops when one of her fans threatened to commit suicide on Twitter.
Annoying guy on the E! network Ross Matthews got glasses.
Jon Hamm got hammered.
- A University of Cincinnati officer has been charged with murder for shooting Samuel Dubose, an unarmed black man.
- Regulators are looking into allegations of "deceptive or unfair" marketing practices at the University of Phoenix.
- Mullah Omar, the Taliban's reclusive leader, died more than two years ago, Afghan officials say. The Taliban hasn't commented.