Lady Gaga tried to end her ongoing feud with Kelly Osbourne by posing with her mom, Sharon, and a cake that said “Happy Birthday Kelly.” Kelly responded:
“Not to be ungrateful but why would you send me a birthday cake via my MOTHER in a country half the would away? #JustSendItToME #LoveNotWar”
and then, “#EatMyShit #Hypocrisy.” Gaga replied,
“I didn’t know it was your B-day until this afternoon. Meant as a peace offering. Happy Birthday.”
Kim Kardashian would like the world to know that despite giving birth, her “down there” is just fine. She announced on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, “When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better-looking than before.”
Lisa Kudrow admitted to getting a nose job at 16 in an interview with the Saturday Evening Post:
“That was life altering. I went from, in my mind, hideous, to not hideous. I did it the summer before going to a new high school. So there were plenty of people who wouldn’t know how hideous I looked before. That was a good, good, good change.”
I’m really sorry to show this to you, but here is a photo of Taylor Swift with Alexander Skarsgard, courtesy of Naughty But Nice Rob. You may now commence shouting “seriously!?” while banging your arm on your desk.
Christina Ricci married James Heerdegen in NYC over the weekend.
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are expecting a baby!
Tori Spelling called Katie Holmes a plastic robot who can’t sing.
A photo of Miranda Kerr and Justin Bieber didn’t help her marriage to Orlando Bloom.
Speaking of, Biebs helped to build a school in Guatemala …shirtless.
13-year-old Noah Cyrus was caught driving a car with dad Billy Ray.
Jennifer Hudson got a pixie cut.
Jason Aldean’s tour bus struck and killed a man.
Did Kendra Wilkinson cheat?