Kathie Lee's Strange Birthday Ode To Hoda: "We Know You Like It Sloppy"

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    I wanna Hoda on your Kotb in the back of my jalopy/I want to walk you down the street/show off your size 11 feet/don't I know that you're size 10 honey but they're huge/I want to get you good and loaded till your great big head exploded … Men are in love with Hoda Kotb because it's impossible not to be with that fine Egyptian body/I want to Hoda on your Kotb because we know you like it sloppy.

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