Justin Bieber (as Miley’s biggest fan, talking about Justin Bieber): I also heard he got busted for weed, and he’s really sorry about it, and he’s never gonna do it again.
Miley Cyrus: Yeah, right! Me too!
3. So now we know what it would look like if Billy Ray copied Miley’s new hair, too.
4. Bieber also played a stoner-y type during a “Californians” sketch…
5. Where it was decided that he was basically playing Spicoli:
6. Which would also explain this happening in another sketch:
7. He also played an 11-year-old Danny Zuko,
8. A star of a “new” Bravo reality show,
9. And an abstinent nerd.
10. Did I mention there were Justin Bieber clones?
11. Biebs got really sad and emo during his breakup song to Selena Gomez.
13. Where he sent a surprise to Hillary Clinton’s email,
14. Made girls scream,
15. Rolled some furry dice,
16. And, of course, Taco.
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