Jessica Simpson’s Body: A Timeline
You called it months ago: Jessica Simpson has officially joined Weight Watchers. While her pregnant body definitely warranted its own timeline, let’s not forget that her figure has very-much been a point of discussion among gossip rags for over a decade. (Also, it’s always fun to revisit those clothes and that hair.)
3. 2001
At the 28th Annual American Music Awards.
At Nickelodeon’s 14th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards.
6. 2002
(She’s pregnant from here on, for those who don’t keep up with the life and times of J-Simps)
It’s probably worth noting that the deal Jesicca inked with Weight Watchers will make her 4 million dollars richer. For the record, I think Jessica is awesome at any weight — especially her most gloriously rotund, pregnant self — regardless of how it makes her feel.
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ohok 11 months agoMore hard-hitting journalism from Whitney Jefferson, the same author of such insightful articles as “Proof That Kim Kardashian Went A Little Crazy During Her Divorce”, “Snooki’s Having a Boy”, and “Ugg Boots For Your Wedding Day”. Keep up the fantastic work, Whitney. You make Cronkite proud.
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cornflowerblue 11 months agoOH MY GOD. As she aged over the course of a decade and had a child, she gained weight and her body changed. Preposterous. I have never heard of such a thing happening before.
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summerkindofgirl 11 months agoShe seems like such a nice person. Even though she has her fumbles, but I bet you she is going to be a really sweet mom. Regardless, J-Simp is adorable.
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Isabel1206 11 months ago
Seriously? Everyone one get’s older and usually a little fatter (from 2007 to 2008, before she was pregnant). What’s so fun about scrutinizing her?
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Jennifer Henderson 11 months agoA much more fun game is to look at the top half of her outfit in these pictures and try to imagine what the bottom half will look like. You will be wrong. Spoiler alert: unexpected pantsuit in 2003
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- AshlyWithNoE Jessica Simpson's Body: A Timeline and thinks it’s Smiley - Trident, Cute & Win
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Socal Trish 11 months agoher figure has very-much been a point of discussion among gossip rags for over a decade …so let’s sink down to their level, shall we? Ugh… WOMEN’S BODIES ARE NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY. Let’s quit it with all the scrutiny and criticism.
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GroovyMe 11 months agoPregnancy is different for everyone. Some people gain a ton of weight, some don’t. Some are able to lose it fast, other’s can’t.
Just because she is a celebrity, doesn’t mean she isn’t human. We praise Kim Kardashian’s fat ass but go after Jess for gaining weight after having a baby?
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