After being bullied into creating an anti-bullying movie representing South Park Elementary, Stan Marsh wrote and directed the following musical masterpiece:
It was massively successful until Butters attacked Dr. Oz on national television and ruined the movie deal Stan was in negotiations for. As such, there was nothing left for him to do but give up on his dream and do what Jason Russell did:
In case you forgot what Jason Russell did, remind yourself here.
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