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James Franco Wrote A Short Story About His Encounters With Lindsay Lohan

That story and more in today’s gossip roundup.

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James Franco wrote a thing for Vice about his encounters with “a Hollywood girl” that we soon discover to be Lindsay Lohan. It goes something like this:

My phone rang. She let it ring until I answered.

“You’re not going to let me sleep, are you?”

“Do you think this is me? Lindsay Lohan. Say it. Say it, like you have ownership. It’s not my name anymore.”

Lindsay Lo-han.

“I just want to sleep on your couch. I’m lonely.”

“We’re not going to have sex. If you want to come in, I’ll read you a story.”

“A bedtime story?”

“It’s called A Perfect Day for Bananafish.

Read the whole thing here.

Lena Dunham is dancing again.

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Jason Schwartzman and his wife Brady gave birth to a baby girl.

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Despite the rumors, Tracy Morgan is NOT going to lose his leg.

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson had a combined bachelor-bachelorette party and I guess that means they’ll be getting married soon!

James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver are making three Avatar sequels.

Kris Jenner called Jaden Smith’s batman costume “genius.”

Nobody wants to rent their house to Brandi Glanville.

Lindsay Lohan missed her brother Cody’s graduation.

Halle Berry has to pay more child support.

Jena Malone has a band.

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