In Touch decided to be shitty and target Amanda Bynes for their latest cover — complete with a photo spread of her “drug den” (which looks like a regular apartment to us but, sure). Amanda has obviously sounded off about it on her Twitter account:
That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don’t look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don’t care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!
Do you believe that this was not Amanda’s real place or was it a set-up? Either way we can all agree that it’s shitty for In Touch to kick a horse while it’s down, right?
Eva Longoria graduated from California State Northridge with a master’s degree of Chicano Studies
Who in their right mind would boo at Ryan Gosling? The audience watching his new movie Only God Forgives at Cannes, that’s who. Here’s what Vulture had to say about the freak occasion:
When Gosling drags a guy across the hallway by his upper jaw, the audience cringed. When one painfully long torture sequence concluded with eye and ear mutilation, the audience revolted. When one character stuck his hand inside a woman’s slashed body, the audience locked and loaded its boos. Gosling doesn’t have much to say in this movie, but the auditorium sure did.
HuffPo asked Ke$ha what her top three ghosts she’d like to have sex with were. She answered, “Well, I’d like to have sex with a dinosaur, Liberace and Patrick Swayze.”
Rosemarie DeWitt and Ron Livingston welcomed a baby daughter named Gracie James.
Jennifer Aniston will play a stripper in a new movie but not everyone is buying it.
Some lucky person is bidding on the chance to go to space with Leonardo DiCaprio AS WE SPEAK.
Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi bought a new house for $26.5 million.
Michael Ian Black and Marc Maron got into it on twitter.
This is what Courtney Stodden wore to Disneyland.
Helen Mirren visted a terminally sick child’s wish come true.
Foxy Brown says she never said that Jay Z was a “tranny chaser.”
Reese Witherspoon carried some tulips.
Jewel is on the “biblical diet.”
There’s a Psy impostor running around Cannes.
Katy Perry takes a LOT of vitamins.
Eliza Dushku went blonde.