How To Take A Hawaiian Vacation Like Bai Ling

Bai Ling is currently in Wakiki and it looks like she hired a photographer to come along with her.

1. Drink water like this:

2. Find a canoe and pose in it like this:

3. Draw lines in the sand like this:

4. Eat ice cream like this:

5. Dance around in the water like this:

6. Smile at people who notice you like this:

7. Text in the sand like this:

8. Wear heels like this:

9. Don’t let the locals scare you like this:

10. Walk around with one hand on your butt like this:

11. Pose on some rocks like this:

12. Enjoy the sights:

13. Be one of the sights:

14. Now rejoice!

15. You’ve just learned all of Bai Ling’s vacation tips!