How To Make Your Dog Look Like A Douche
Are your pets totally badass, rock-n-roll animals that are also a little bit promiscuous? You should probably buy them crap from the Bret Michaels’ Rockin’ Pet Accessories line.
I know, right? Now tell your friends!
How To Make Your Dog Look Like A Douche
Whitney Jefferson
1. For dogs who want to emulate Bret Michaels himself, there’s the Red Doo-Rag:
Via: petsmart.com
6. For lady animals who want to look like the ladies on “Rock Of Love Bus”, there’s…
7. The Pink Tattered Dog Tee:
9. No collection would be complete without accessories! Like this Plush Guitar Toy:
Via: petsmart.com
15. And finally, a slutty-looking bed for the sexually-liberated lady dog…
Via: petsmart.com
16. …and a sexy Spiked Rubber Ball Bandana to go with it.
Looks like someone has been reading 50 Shades Of Grey…
Via: petsmart.com
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SHOCKINGLY, the entire collection is already on sale!
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