My favorite little feet instagr.am/p/I7R4jAtTdQ/
— Hilary Duff (@HilaryDuff) April 2, 2012
Great idea! Take the chorus from an already tried and true hit, use that over and over and just rap a bunch of bullshit in-between!
— Dave Navarro (@DaveNavarro) April 2, 2012
Oh what a night..... (thank you, thank you, thank you!!!) instagr.am/p/I56uD7DvGR/
— taylorswift13 (@taylorswift13) April 2, 2012
Happy 4/2 everybody! Missed last night's Country Music Awards, because it's a tradition of mine to miss the Country Music Awards every year.
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) April 2, 2012
Just saw a Cat Stevens video from the early 70's. Instant flashback to my hippie childhood. Now Elton John's Croc Rock. Wow. IiiI; o
— Slash (@Slash) April 2, 2012
It sucks that war is so terrible because war-torn romance is the best kind of romance ever.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 2, 2012
Christina Hendricks and January Jones should switch names
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) April 2, 2012
I love penguins
— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) April 2, 2012
IM HAVING A FUN TIME!!!
— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) April 2, 2012
I wear sunglasses at night (and early in the am) #katieongma instagr.am/p/I6YHsUSZIx/
— Katie Couric (@katiecouric) April 2, 2012
Saw 'Bad Teacher' on the flight home - Shelarious! Major crush on Cameron Diaz right now. Those legs!
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) April 2, 2012
Why am I brushing my teeth when I know I'm going to have another glass of wine?
— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) April 2, 2012
Born crying. Live complaining. Die disappointed.
— Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) April 2, 2012
Sometimes Jet lag makes me feel like a cross eyed crack head #muststayawake
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 2, 2012
The shadow knows... twitpic.com/94j1t5
— Michael Chiklis (@MichaelChiklis) April 2, 2012
It isn't complicated: you can be kind and awesome, or you can be a petty and selfish dick. What do you choose? I do my best to be the former
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) April 2, 2012
My dad honestly thinks the reason Mad Men took 17 months off was "so they'd have time to plump up January Jones!"
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) April 2, 2012
Has anyone tried the shame diet?
— marc maron (@marcmaron) April 2, 2012
I found him!!! instagr.am/p/I5_ahcizK1/
— samantha ronson (@samantharonson) April 2, 2012
Smokin on that tracker jacker venom
— dıpןo (@diplo) April 2, 2012
I beez in the trap
— dıpןo (@diplo) April 2, 2012
If you think about it even for a second, you'll realize Baby Alive is a fucking terrifying name for a doll.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) April 2, 2012
Ok so I had a dream that Kate Winslet, Susan Sarandon, and I all held each other and had a good cry. ???
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) April 1, 2012
Just got asked to give a blurb for the humblebrag book. I'm as confused as you are. #humblebrag
— Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes) April 2, 2012
New "Total Recall" trailer was awesome-awesome-awesome-awesome-Biel-awesome-awesome-awesome.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 2, 2012
I like Pink. I get crushes. I'm scared of bugs. I am sensitive. I cry. I'm just a girl. I have feelings too.
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) April 2, 2012
Although notaffecting ticketsales in Seoul, parents should be given more credit to determine whats good for their children. I love my fans
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) April 2, 2012
how about a jose canseco radio talk show who is in?
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 2, 2012
This is my real hair. Not straightened, out of the shower...DEAL WITH IT! instagr.am/p/I7WPHatDKu/
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) April 2, 2012
Tomorrow on The Today Show Sarah Palin, co-hosts and welcoms Ryan Seacrest who has a "big" announcement to make.#PalinSeacrest2012
— mileskahn (@mileskahn) April 2, 2012
Has anyone noticed that there are like a zillion people in the world!It totally distracted me from thinking about myself for a sec.
— Jeremy Sisto (@JeremySisto) April 2, 2012
Folks have you heard about this, Dumb and Dumber 2 is confirmed. It's gunna star John Boehner & Nancy Pelosi#whosaysicantwriteforleno
— Jason Jones (@jonesinforjason) April 2, 2012
It's no fun to have a fever and subsequent night sweats, but it is an affordable way to convert my mattress into a waterbed
— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) April 2, 2012
I barfed yesterday and alicia silverstones kid ran over and ate it
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) April 2, 2012