10 Facts About Mayonnaise According To Honey Boo Boo’s Family

Incredibly true facts. (Those are TLC’s original subtitles, by the way.)

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10 Facts About Mayonnaise According To Hon...
Whitney Jefferson

1. It’s yummy.

2. It jiggles.

3. It’s pretty.

4. It’s just like ketchup, but white.

5. It will make your flesh crawl.

6. It’s something you put on a sammich.

7. Vegetarians can’t eat it.

8. There isn’t any meat in it.

9. Mama June really, really hates it…

10. …and Honey Boo Boo absolutely loves it.

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