1. It’s yummy.
2. It jiggles.
3. It’s pretty.
4. It’s just like ketchup, but white.
5. It will make your flesh crawl.
6. It’s something you put on a sammich.
7. Vegetarians can’t eat it.
8. There isn’t any meat in it.
9. Mama June really, really hates it…
10. …and Honey Boo Boo absolutely loves it.
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