Drake Graduates From High School At 25

Good job, Drake!

Drake has graduated from high school at the age of 25. He even got a 97 on his final exam!

By the way, Miley Cyrus definitely does think that Nick Jonas wrote that “Wedding Bells” song about her:

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“I don’t know who else is getting married…so I feel like that’s pretty blatant, it’s whatever. Like I said, everyone has to write songs that are about things that they felt and he even introduced that this isn’t the way that I am. So, you can’t ever hate on someone for writing about something you’ve been through. I think that you kind of get a fair warning when you date an artist and someone that’s a writer. When you’re going through things that you’re going to end up hearing about it on the radio. I don’t know…wedding bells are in my future, so I don’t know.”

Kristen Stewart is afraid of social media, is afraid someone will find her on twitter and kill her:

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“Nowadays it’s harder because everyone is on Facebook and everyone knows where you are all the time, and everyone’s twittering. Like I’m going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody is going to kill me. Someone’s going to twitter my location and then it’s going to be like, boom. So, I actually think too much of anything can be scary, but at the same time it’s also an opportunity. I mean mass communication is a good thing. It’s actually a really great thing, it’s just scary.”

Speaking of K-Stew, thank goodness Donald Trump finally weighed in on the Twilight drama last night. He said, “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again—just watch. He can do much better!”

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Philly Justice, an inside within members of the Parks and Recreation cast (and tweeted to the public in the above photo) will become a real thing thanks to Funny or Die.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel threw a huge party in Puglia, Italy — the spot they will supposedly wed this weekend.

Justin Bieber is now the ambassador for gold Adidas sneakers.

Uma Thurman named her new baby Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.

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Tyra Banks wants babies and she wants them now.

Lindsay Lohan missed work today.

Danille Staub says she spoke to Andy Cohen recently, presumably about rejoining the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

There’s a rumor going around that suggests Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are in marriage counseling.

Richard Pryor’s widow has given Mike Epps permission to play the late actor in a movie.

Animal Practice has been canceled by NBC in favor of Whitney, the worst show in the history of TV.

Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter is
There%20was%20a%20%3Ca%20href=”>reunion in Crown Heights of The Wire actors, courtesy of Anthony Bourdain.

Cynthia Nixon on more Sex & The City: “No, no. I think we had a wonderful ride. I think it’s fine to let it go.”

Simon Cowell on last night’s X Factor cut off issue: “it was a total fuck-up.”

Joe Jackson flashed a handgun at a room full of people at an event over the weekend.

Rupert Sanders and Liberty Ross were seen hugging it out.

Now that Tyler Perry is skinny, he feels okay about people thinking that he’s sexy.

Britney Spears bought an $8.5 million dollar mansion.

Amy Adams will play Janis Joplin in a biopic about her life.

Professional Dancing With The Stars dancers Anna Trebunskaya and Jonathan Roberts are divorcing.

Olivia Wilde and Liam Nesson look chummy while filming a new movie.

Joel McHale can do a pretty good impression of Honey Boo Boo.