The response you get when you ask Kristen Stewart about her relationship with Robert Pattinson:
“Funny you mention that. Um, I’m just going to let people watch whatever little “movie” they would like to think our lives are and go for it, you know. Keep ‘em guessing, I always say.”
Speaking of, here is the most ridiculous photo ever taken of the sparkly vampire.
“It’s weird to me that people haven’t picked up on it yet that I have a sense of humor. When you read my interviews from start to finish, it’s pretty obvious that there’s a lot of sarcasm. The things that get chosen in sound bites, that run and seem literal and sound like they’re very shocking, they were usually jokes, but people for whatever reason can’t accept the idea that I could possibly have been joking.”
Ariel Winter, 14, has been removed from her home by a judge over allegations of physical and emotional abuse from her mother. The Modern Family actress is also rumored to be seeking legal emancipation from her mom.
Soulja Boy posted a photo of his penis onto his Tumblr, deleted it, and apologized. (It still exists at the link, though.)
Scarlett Johansson covers this month’s V Magazine in a Psycho/Janet Leigh-themed shower shoot.
Matthew Underwood, best known from Zooey 101, was arrested last night at a hookah lounge for violating his probation.
Beyoncé is on Instagram now @baddiebey.
Roseanne Barr did not win the race for President of the United States.
Lady Gaga donated $1 million to Hurricane Sandy relief.
Kate Middleton and Prince William congratulated Obama on his win.
Stacey Dash wrote a piece about why she supported the Romney/Ryan ticket.
Mila Kunis will produce a drama for the CW about feminism in the 1970s.
Jennifer Lopez is in a scuffle with a German maid whom she may or may not have fired.
Bobbi Kristina Brown smashed into her boyfriend/brother’s car.
Carrie Fisher wants to be in the new Star Wars, too.
Courtney Stodden’s mother wants her own reality show.
Britney Spears says that Mario Lopez can be her backup dancer…if he wears a thong.
James Franco was a witch (?) for Halloween.
Lindsay Lohan thinks the cops are out to get her.
The original Morgan on Boy Meets World wants to be in the reboot.
Brad Pitt is supposedly jealous of Jonny Lee Miller, whom Angelina is supposedly still in love with.
Eva Longoria totally cried when Obama won last night.
Billy Ray Cyrus says that Miley and Liam will have three weddings?
Cyndi Lauper’s uncle died in Hurrican Sandy.
Sofia Vergara’s boyfriend is still an ass.
Bachelorette Emily Maynard has already moved on to a new boyfriend, NASCAR’s Jason White.
In other Bachelor dating news, winner Courtney Robertson is now dating loser Arie Luyendyk Jr.
Lucy Liu grew up a tomboy.
Honey Boo Boo has a pet chicken now and named it Nugget.
Sienna Miller, why would you do this to us?