1. “Nuthin’, brah, just chillin’. What’s going on with you?”
2. “Is it always this hard to focus your eyes when you smoke weed for the first time?”
9. “Yo dawg, come on up! This party is bumpin’. We got girls in a hot tub out back!”
12. “Thanks for the ride, man. People don’t pick up hitch-hikers like they used to back in the ’70s.”
15. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. What did you just say?”
16. “I feel like maybe God invented wind to help the entire world collectively chill out, right?”
18. “It is sooooooooooooooooooooo nice outside!”
21. “Naw, man, I can’t enlist. They’d ask me to cut my hair, bro! This classic shag stays for life.”
25. “Hey, guy! I haven’t seen you since the Dave concert last Summer!”
27. “Hey man, can you drive this time? I’m not really in the best state right now.”
28. “Yo I heard the other day that Pluto isn’t actually a planet! What’s next, the aliens on Mars have perfected hydroponics and are spreading good vibes all over space?”
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29. “I am so hungry right now I could eat this stick.”
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