31 Dogs Who Are Totally Stoned Right Now

Colorado vets say since weed has become legalized in their state they’ve seen a rise in stoner dogs. How bad could it be?

1. “Nuthin’, brah, just chillin’. What’s going on with you?”

ID: 620665

2. “Is it always this hard to focus your eyes when you smoke weed for the first time?”

ID: 453415

3. “HA HA HA! HA HA! MAN that shit is HILARIOUS!”

ID: 620653

4. “Heyyyyy.”

ID: 620661

5. “Hey, I’m Buddy. What’s your name? Wanna be friends?”

ID: 620686

6. “Tee hee hee! Tee hee! Hehehe.”

ID: 620650

7. “Is it bright outside or is it just me?”

ID: 620689

8. “Taco Bell sounds SO GOOD right now.”

ID: 620988

9. “Yo dawg, come on up! This party is bumpin’. We got girls in a hot tub out back!”

ID: 620692

10. “Uhhhhh…..”

ID: 621001

11. “Hi! Hi! Hi! …You got any snacks?”

ID: 620703

12. “Thanks for the ride, man. People don’t pick up hitch-hikers like they used to back in the ’70s.”

ID: 621015

13. “What is the meaning of life?”

ID: 620977

14. *coughs*

ID: 620991

15. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. What did you just say?”

ID: 620707

16. “I feel like maybe God invented wind to help the entire world collectively chill out, right?”

ID: 620984

17. “Not sure if dog bowl filled Puppy Chow or Coco Puffs.”

ID: 620969

18. “It is sooooooooooooooooooooo nice outside!”

ID: 620687

19. “Must… eat… human… pizza…”

ID: 622008

20. “Stop it, dude, you’re killing me.”

ID: 621009

21. “Naw, man, I can’t enlist. They’d ask me to cut my hair, bro! This classic shag stays for life.”

ID: 620659

22. “What’d I get into? Oh, nothing…”

ID: 620700

23. “Let’s just stay in and watch TV tonight.”

ID: 620980

24. *blank stares*

ID: 620695

25. “Hey, guy! I haven’t seen you since the Dave concert last Summer!”

ID: 620696

26. “Shh… I can’t even talk right now.”

ID: 621054

27. “Hey man, can you drive this time? I’m not really in the best state right now.”

ID: 621003

28. “Yo I heard the other day that Pluto isn’t actually a planet! What’s next, the aliens on Mars have perfected hydroponics and are spreading good vibes all over space?”

ID: 621078

29. “I am so hungry right now I could eat this stick.”

ID: 620656

30. *fart noise*

ID: 621010

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