31 Dogs Who Are Totally Stoned Right Now

Colorado vets say since weed has become legalized in their state they’ve seen a rise in stoner dogs. How bad could it be?

1. “Nuthin’, brah, just chillin’. What’s going on with you?”

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2. “Is it always this hard to focus your eyes when you smoke weed for the first time?”

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3. “HA HA HA! HA HA! MAN that shit is HILARIOUS!”

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4. “Heyyyyy.”

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5. “Hey, I’m Buddy. What’s your name? Wanna be friends?”

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6. “Tee hee hee! Tee hee! Hehehe.”

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7. “Is it bright outside or is it just me?”

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8. “Taco Bell sounds SO GOOD right now.”

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9. “Yo dawg, come on up! This party is bumpin’. We got girls in a hot tub out back!”

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10. “Uhhhhh…..”

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11. “Hi! Hi! Hi! …You got any snacks?”

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12. “Thanks for the ride, man. People don’t pick up hitch-hikers like they used to back in the ’70s.”

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13. “What is the meaning of life?”

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14. *coughs*

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15. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. What did you just say?”

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16. “I feel like maybe God invented wind to help the entire world collectively chill out, right?”

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17. “Not sure if dog bowl filled Puppy Chow or Coco Puffs.”

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18. “It is sooooooooooooooooooooo nice outside!”

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19. “Must… eat… human… pizza…”

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20. “Stop it, dude, you’re killing me.”

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21. “Naw, man, I can’t enlist. They’d ask me to cut my hair, bro! This classic shag stays for life.”

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22. “What’d I get into? Oh, nothing…”

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23. “Let’s just stay in and watch TV tonight.”

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24. *blank stares*

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25. “Hey, guy! I haven’t seen you since the Dave concert last Summer!”

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26. “Shh… I can’t even talk right now.”

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27. “Hey man, can you drive this time? I’m not really in the best state right now.”

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28. “Yo I heard the other day that Pluto isn’t actually a planet! What’s next, the aliens on Mars have perfected hydroponics and are spreading good vibes all over space?”

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29. “I am so hungry right now I could eat this stick.”

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30. *fart noise*

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