Fresh off of his “Sexiest Man Alive” title, Channing Potato announced that he’ll be taking a break from acting in 2013 to focus on directing. So no Magic Mike II for you…yet.
You need to watch the train wreck that is John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John’s new holiday music video. I dare you to keep your eyes away from Travolta’s chin hair.
Stevie Nicks is defending Kristen Stewart’s wandering eyes:
“I was her age once, and exactly what happened to her happened to me two or three times, and whoever it was that I was with forgave me all two or three times. The fact is that when you’re young and you’ve been in a relationship for a long time and something comes along that is a little bit overwhelming and magical, and you’re kind of in another situation with someone else… things happen.”
Rob Kardashian wants the world to know that while he did suggest that Rita Ora screwed “20 dudes” while they were together, he did not come up with the name Rita Whora, which trended on Twitter after his tirades:
“Just so we clear I never once mentioned ‘Rita Ora’ in any of my tweets or even used the word ‘whore’ and I never would. I Respect Women. Sad that the media created negativity for a young artist new to the game that is working so hard to make it. Never mentioned any names. I speak truth. I’m a very Real dude and everything I say I mean…But never called anyone specific a whore and said any names. You all did.”
Brandi Glanville spilled all the dirty details about why doesn’t want LeAnn Rimes around her children, which include LeAnn leaving her laxatives all over the house:
LeAnn has a severe eating disorder. She has [a laxative] in every purse. Mason found one on the floor and thought it was a Skittle! They don’t keep sugar in the house. He thought he finally found candy! He gets extremely sick, and that freaks me the f—k out.
Dear One Million Moms, how could you protest against THIS FACE?
Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans married her fiancé, Courtland Rogers, in a “shotgun courtroom” ceremony.
Speaking of MTV’s Teen Moms, some of them are writing books for children now.
Jessica Simpson skipped her nephew’s 4th birthday party to avoid Papa Joe.
Reese Witherspoon will sing a duet with Michael Buble on his new album.
Danny DeVito said he and Rhea Perlman are “working on” their marriage.
Katy Perry was out on a date with John Mayer and ducked to avoid Russell Brand when he showed up.
Jon Hamm’s penis: denim edition.
Tay Tay Swift and Harry Styles spent the night together again last night.
Home Improvement’s Taran Noah Smith has been convicted of the DUI and hash possession he was charged with following an arrest earlier this year.
Max George says that Lindsay Lohan is “out of trouble.”
Corey Feldman has a new girlfriend.
Adrianna Lima without makeup. Well, maybe a little makeup.
Scott Evans — Fish, brother to Chris — was arrested for attempting to buy drugs from an undercover cop.
Amy Poehler performed at a cannabis club in Amsterdam.
Holly Madison was also hospitalized with morning sickness.
Sam Ronson bough a new house.
Did Rihanna ask for time off so she can have Chris Brown’s baby?
Jason Alexander will guest star on Community.
Brian Littrel is not praying for Lindsay Lohan.
However, Mel Gibson is willing to straighten Lindsay out.