Celebrity

Behold, The Justin Bieber Sex Doll

For $26 you can buy your very own “Just-in Beaver.” I need a shower.

It should come as no surprise that Biebs is already rumored to be suing over it. But for now, let’s enjoy the doll’s product description:

“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ p***ks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”

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