Whitney Jefferson made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Jan 10! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Whitney Jefferson's account to make one post each, in which case Whitney Jefferson should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaÃ¢â‚¬â€¹tions to Whitney Jefferson! Here's to 50 more!
Whitney Jefferson made their 1000th post on Jul 11! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Whitney Jefferson has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Jan 03! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Whitney Jefferson has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Jan 05! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Whitney Jefferson has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Jan 26! More people have looked at Whitney Jefferson's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Whitney Jefferson has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Apr 15! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Whitney Jefferson's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.