Whitney Jefferson won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Aug 30 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!
Whitney Jefferson earned the Trash Collector Award on Jun 04 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
Whitney Jefferson received a "Hunger Games" badge on Apr 20 because they posted something about the Hunger Games. All recipients of a "Hunger Games" badge are to report to BuzzFeed HQ immediately, where they will be fed a nice meal and forced to fight to the death for our amusement.
Whitney Jefferson received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. Whitney Jefferson is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
Whitney Jefferson earned the Cute Spotter Award on Mar 22 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
Whitney Jefferson received a Pizza badge on Mar 07 for "avoiding the Noid" and posting some awesome, delicious pizza buzz! If you get that "Avoid the Noid" reference you are old and probably should be in an old people's home. Hopefully there is pizza in your old people's home. Yay, pizza!
Whitney Jefferson earned the Enthusiast Award on Feb 28 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
Whitney Jefferson earned the Sense of Humor Award on Jan 25 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.
Whitney Jefferson received a "Harry Potter" badge on Jan 21 because they posted something about Harry Potter. They would be here to accept the Award in person, but they're out hunting Horcruxes right now.