Amanda Bynes Says She Is “Doing Amazing”

…obviously!

According to Amanda Bynes, Amanda Bynes is just fine: Source: FameFlynet Pictures

“I am doing amazing. I am retired as an actor. I am moving to New York to launch my career. I am going to do a fashion line. I am not talking about being arrested for DUI because I don’t drink, and I don’t drink and drive. It is all false.”

Meanwhile, she was just kicked out of her spin class at Equinox for “weird behavior” (supposedly stopping in the middle of class to do her makeup). See? Amazing!

Justin Timberlake answered more questions about why he just won’t give up the acting thing and go back to making music like we want him to: Image by Jason Merritt / Getty Images

“For me, personally, when I do sit down and decide to do it, it’s just a special thing … I don’t know that I can pump [albums] out every year.”

Dax Shepard answers 20 questions for Playboy, talked about his marriage to Kristen Bell and the differences between them: Image by Gus Ruelas / Reuters

“From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got sober, have honestly been about trying to peel back each of those habits, to get back to the 12-year-old kid inside who was tremendously excited about life. Kristen’s a good girl. She grew up very Christian, went straight to college, did great in school and started work immediately. She’s charitable and philanthropic and rescues dogs. So when we met, our backgrounds were opposites. All the things I’d done were terrifying to her, and she had a hard time believing I would ever be able to stay married and monogamous and a father and all those things. For the first year and a half we were together that was what we battled over almost weekly.”

Martha Stewart talked to Life & Style about her friendship with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds: Image by Cindy Ord / Getty Images

“They’re good friends of mine. They live around the corner from me, so we got involved that way because it’s through friendship. Our wedding team helped Blake orchestrate the event, and they did a phenomenal job. Nobody does it better than our weddings team!”

Ellen DeGeneres got real with Jay Leno when he asked her if she and wife Portia de Rossi were going to have a baby: Image by Mario Anzuoni / Reuters

“That is not true. I don’t know why people want this. I’ve said it so many times: We are not going to have a child. And they say that we’re looking for the right donor. Although, you would be a good donor, so I’ll keep it in mind, just in case. I mean, it would have beautiful blue eyes, and a good sense of humor, and a good shot at a NBC show. We would do well.”

Jenny Slate will write the new Looney Tunes movie.

Fiona Apple was arrested in Texas for having hash on her tour bus. Via: tmz.com

Justin Bieber’s mom Patti has been telling the world that she hasn’t had sex in 16 years. TMI, Bieber’s mom!

Oh hey, it’s Barack, Jay, and Bey. Via: facebook.com

Lady Gaga admits that she gained 25 pounds, doesn’t “feel bad about it, not even for a second.”

Melissa McCarthy is in talks to appear in The Hangover III.

Is Tina Tequila an escort now? Mayhaps.

Reno 911’s Ben Garant is going to direct the Baywatch remake.

Aubrey Plaza and Amy Poehler had some fun times in a limousine.

Here’s what Donald Faison will look like in Kick Ass 2.

Diane Kruger will play a cop on a new FX show called The Bridge.

Shakira is pregnant!

Javier Bardem is an athiest, gave the following quote: “I’ve always said I don’t believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino.”

Calling Chris Hansen: Chloë Moretz was spotted kissing 22-year-old Aaron Johnson on the set of Kick Ass 2. Let’s all hope it was for the movie.

Heidi Klum is taking a cue from Kate Middleton and wants to sue the French mag that took photos of her topless.

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are sooooo in love.

Don’t worry, Honey Boo Boo’s dad Sugar Bear’s leg won’t be amputated.

Adrienne Maloof was granted the restraining order she requested against her ex-husband Paul Nassif.

R Kelly is the most nominated act in the history of the Soul Train awards.

Mel Brooks curses out Jerry Seinfeld.

Donald Trump believes that Kate Middleton “only has herself to blame” for her topless pics leaking.

Kelsey Grammer walked off the set of Piers Morgan Tonight after the show put a photo of his ex on display.

Cindy Crawford wears less makeup now that she’s older.

Slash, of all people, is defending Lindsay Lohan for her latest arrest.