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Friday the 13th ! be careful ! love Diane

— DVF (@DVF) April 13, 2012

Source: @DVF

I dont think "Do you still talk to the Olsen twins" is a legitimate security question at LAX.

— Dave Coulier (@DaveCoulier) April 13, 2012

Source: @DaveCoulier

Just watched Benjamin Button for the first time and I cried on the airplane

— Skrillex(@Skrillex) April 13, 2012

Source: @Skrillex

@Beyonce Thank you for the beautiful letter and for being a role model who kids everywhere can look up to. –mo

— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) April 13, 2012

Source: @MichelleObama

Congrats Brangelina on your engagement!#DreamsComeTrue

— Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) April 13, 2012

Source: @spencerpratt

I wonder if all the lighting today is because of Brangelinas engagement announcement!?

— Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) April 13, 2012

Source: @spencerpratt

I love my lips check out all the other designs at spoiledbrat.co.uk yfrog.com/hsg4hhcij

— Katie Price/Jordan (@MissKatiePrice) April 13, 2012

Source: @MissKatiePrice

R u going to go "all night long" this wknd? Probably not as 7 to 13 mins is avg for intercourse. Don't forget to add foreplay too.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) April 13, 2012

Source: @AskDrRuth

Sometimes Blake Shelton acts like he's never seen entertainment before.

— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) April 13, 2012

Source: @Andy_Richter

I would never eat at "Hooters." But I would definitely eat at "Saggers."

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 13, 2012

Source: @robdelaney

Ashamed to admit I just enabled my emoji keyboard. STOP ME BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I REGRET✌👿😃 💚👫💋💋

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) April 13, 2012

Source: @susanorlean

Crazy dream about Lionel Richie last night! #cantslowdown

— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) April 13, 2012

Source: @BravoAndy

Btw why did Lionel feel the need to re-record Endless Love? #ShaniaIsNoDiana

— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) April 13, 2012

Source: @BravoAndy

Diplomatic room, US dept of State. Making my remarks at Horatio Alger assoc. twitter.com/RobLowe/status…

— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) April 13, 2012

Source: @RobLowe

I love it when it's the 13th. Clearly.

— taylorswift13 (@taylorswift13) April 13, 2012

Source: @taylorswift13

The number of T-shirts I own that I refuse to wear vastly outnumbers the number T-shirts I own that I will wear.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 13, 2012

Source: @michaelianblack

Is it me or is "Who Wore it Best?" really "What 2 Gals Wore the Same Bad Dress?!?" I'm one2talk I know! Lol! But sometimes it's like a trend

— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) April 13, 2012

Source: @DebbieGibson

And sometimes they pick the worst one but they're just skinnier which really pisses me off!

— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) April 13, 2012

Source: @DebbieGibson

Seal is a beautiful lover.I can tell from his music.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) April 13, 2012

Source: @rainnwilson

Reason that girl almost voted off idol: constant yapping about alter ego. If she says bee bee chez one more time America will vomit.

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) April 13, 2012

Source: @HowardStern

Is it possible to eat Burger King by yourself and not look suicidal?

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 13, 2012

Source: @JimGaffigan

I LOVE @DonRickles.There's nothing more to say..... twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 13, 2012

Source: @Joan_Rivers

If you're feeling bad about yourself, keep in mind that Brad Pitt is engaged to Billy Bob Thornton's sloppy seconds.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 13, 2012

Source: @JennyJohnsonHi5

Do you know millions of people can see this shit you post? RT @KimKardashian: Did you know that male sea horses give birth not the female.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 13, 2012

Source: @JennyJohnsonHi5

went to the children's hospital today to cheer up moms of 7 year old's who had no idea who I was.

— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) April 13, 2012

Source: @adamcarolla

I have decided to use food to deal w/my problems. Tonights dinner was a loaded baked potato followed by a 1/2 can of cake frosting.

— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) April 13, 2012

Source: @TheOnlyDJQualls

In related news, nothing matters and my mother was right.

— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) April 13, 2012

Source: @TheOnlyDJQualls

Boyfriend: "I threw out the Doritos." Me: "But I didn't even get to say goodbye!" #weekend

— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) April 13, 2012

Source: @OfficialKat

getting ready to fart.

— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) April 13, 2012

Source: @JudahWorldChamp

almost ready to fart.

— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) April 13, 2012

Source: @JudahWorldChamp

Just watched Hunger Games. What a fantastic film! Really enjoyed it. Amazing cast and interesting story line. Loved it. ☺

— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) April 13, 2012

Source: @ParisHilton

wait..... mel gibson is anti semitic????

— samantha ronson (@samantharonson) April 13, 2012

Source: @samantharonson

Cory Booker is like if Ryan Gosling and Cory Booker had a kid. #miraclebaby

— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) April 13, 2012

Source: @jessirklein

Hey @Drake thanks for teaching my kids how to sing the n-word so beautifully.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 13, 2012

Source: @kellyoxford

Home twitter.com/mradamscott/st…

— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) April 13, 2012

Source: @mradamscott

Def. over emotional! Blocking everyone that annoys me on twitter lmao who does that. #pregnantproblems

— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 13, 2012

Source: @snooki

DOG is my co-pilot

— Isaac Mizrahi (@IsaacMizrahi) April 13, 2012

Source: @IsaacMizrahi

I have five o'clock shadow on my back.

— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) April 13, 2012

Source: @JuddApatow

Just FYI, if you want to get them a present, Brad and Angelina are registered at Black Babies, Bath and Beyond.

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 13, 2012

Source: @billyeichner

Got a quickie aborsh in case R v W gets overturned say.ly/umV33Z1

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) April 12, 2012

Source: @SarahKSilverman

Mankind didn't invent sex, or sex appeal, but we sure did ruin it!

— Shawn Stockman (@shawnstockman) April 13, 2012

Source: @shawnstockman

Guys, look into your girl's eyes & say "I'm more into you than Tommy Lee Jones is into doing those Ameriprise commercials."

— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) April 13, 2012

Source: @toddbarry

You are hardcore OCD if the backwards "Я" in Toys "Я" Us drives you berserk.

— Dane Cook (@danecook) April 13, 2012

Source: @danecook

With Captain America @achrisevans ! Told him I would play "Captain Latin America!" #Sisepuede! yfrog.com/oetvvqzj

— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) April 13, 2012

Source: @MarioLopezExtra