1. Step one: Sleep the dreamiest dreams of sugarplums, Selena Gomez, and Miranda Kerr.
2. Step 2: Sit up.
3. Step 3: Try and figure out where you are and what you were doing before your nap.
4. Step 4. Remember *exactly* what you were doing before you fell asleep.
5. Step 5: Use pillow to punch self for getting a hangover.
6. Step 6: Put a blanket on your head.
7. Step 7: Pull up your pants and walk away.
8. Now you know how to wake up from a nap like Justin Bieber.
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