5 Ridiculous Quotes From A Lady About To Get A Hymenoplasty

And from her husband, whose idea it was.

1.

“To be a little blunt about it, it’s like throwing a tennis ball down a hallway.”

2.

“In a sense it would be like having your hand in a glove originally and now throwing it into pudding.”

3.

“I think my second son may have come out sideways.”

4.

“Jonny said, ‘How would you feel about you and I having your hymen repaired for our 40th wedding anniversary?”

5.

“I went for the evaluation and I said, ‘Our tractor’s fine. I need to get the field made smaller.’”

Video available at: http://buzzfeed-video1.s3.amazonaws.com/video/2012/07/11/305_Vaginoplasty-624x350.mp4.

To see how this lady’s lady-part procedure turns out watch TLC’s Strange Sex on July 15th (the episode also features the guy who gets off by drinking his wife’s breast milk).