“To be a little blunt about it, it’s like throwing a tennis ball down a hallway.”
“In a sense it would be like having your hand in a glove originally and now throwing it into pudding.”
“I think my second son may have come out sideways.”
“Jonny said, ‘How would you feel about you and I having your hymen repaired for our 40th wedding anniversary?”
“I went for the evaluation and I said, ‘Our tractor’s fine. I need to get the field made smaller.’”
To see how this lady’s lady-part procedure turns out watch TLC’s Strange Sex on July 15th (the episode also features the guy who gets off by drinking his wife’s breast milk).