In the balance of the afterlife, the rich, beautiful and famous will become diminutive, unappealing, and unremarkable.

Her taste in wallpaper leaves something to be desired. The drapes however are lovely. Wish we could see the curtains.

“Mam' we'll need comparative evidence to match any potential findings”

What they meant by “looking into it” was actually looking at the pics. Obviously.

I suspect there was a scrum at the J. Edgar Hoover building to see who got to take her case.

Well, if they hacked my phone, all they'd get is the dissection of a lonely soul. AND SOME CUTE PIX OF MY CAT HIDING HERSELF BETWEEN TEDDY BEARS AWWWWW