#28 LMAO! oops, I grabbed a boob- let me just drop you now
How oblivious am I? I never even noticed Totoro in Toy Story 3!!
When I started work with 1800flowers, I heard of all the complaints that they received, SO I sent my mother 2 bouquets, one to the house and another to her place of employment. You can clearly see the difference in the selection the of the flowers and vase.
I used to work at 1-800-Flowers(1800F), they basically train you for 2 weeks and put you on the schedule for the busiest times of the year i.e., Mother’s day… It was non-stop calls of complaints on orders being fucked. 1800F doesn’t care, 1800F basically use local mom and pop flower shops and screw them over too.
-You order from 1-800-Flowers
-1-800-FLowers sends your order to the RECIPIENT’S local floral shop OR it gets sent to HQ and they UPS the item
-Local shop gets order and basically gives them REQUIREMENTS
-SUCH AS order must have VASE, 4 high priced stems (such as roses), 3 reg. priced stems (such as carnations, filler, ribbon
-BUT what they don’t tell you is that IT WON’T look EXACTLY like the bouquet you saw online or catalog……….. >__<
SO now your recipient didn’t get what you ordered, you’re like WTF, you call and 1800F sends a correction order to the local flower shop and they basically have to send you out a new bouquet FOR FREE, ON THEIR DIME. NOT 1800F AND the system they use is ancient and it takes a lot of unnecessary steps to process and resend an order. tl;dr 1800-Flowers sucks balls
I love the idea….. but seriously, all I could think about as I was scrolling through the pics was “OMG, THE WALLS ARE EFFING FILTHY” -_______-
I love #6 and the fact that the older brother had the same exact shirt! “red nose day” It’s freaking adorable! And out of curiosity, is GIJON a bootleg version of G.I. Joe? Lol ^^
this is the list I needed when I was 18, 19, 20, 21, so on and so on… WHERE WAS THIS LIST WHEN I WAS YOUNGER?? HUH??? HUH??? With that said, very well put! Wish I could travel back in time and show this list to my 18 year old self.
I’m Asian, I watch this show, and I found this episode rather funny. It was like an homage to Tarantino/Kill Bill… No? Ba hum bug, I liked it….
#22 Why the zippers????
Well said, I couldn’t agree with you more!
Maybe I’m getting old….. But that sounded like shit…. That’s what the kids call hip hop? My ears are hurting!
I was like holy crappers batman! Then I rewatched the video and I got irritated with the commentary… “Okay, here it comes/There it is/Oh, hello house, goodbye/There it goes, you can see the garage gone/hahahaha crazy” WHAT’S SO FUNNY?
OMG this list……… The feels…!!!!! I feel like I just traveled back through time!
President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee checking in here, I can confirm that these facts are indeed true. My nips grew into breasts… Nice and plump when I got pregnant! Got some awesome stretch marks (due to the unusual sudden growth, lol) and speed bumps. So I’m pretty happy that I can proudly (sort of)fit into a A cup
what the EFF was that mask? No sleep for me!
9. Julie Bowen
I love the subtle “fuck off”,I mean, who holds a can of coke that way? lol
Why was the baby even out there to begin with?? It said 10 PM…………
I just want to know how we are to believe in the justice system when they keep failing at bringing JUSTICE?? WTF… I mean seriously WTF?
I’m sorry if this sounds perverted, but when I first glances at #2, I thought it was a huge saggy boob…. -_______-;;
I love cupcakes just like everyone in America.. UH, HOW DARE YOU USE Hello Kitty CUPCAKES AS AN EXAMPLE. On another note, I just really wanted you to know that #16 had me damn near in tears from laughing so hard.