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    Shoot Christians Say

    Christians terms as understood by non-Christians.

    Jesus – That bearded hippy guy who loves everyone.

    God – Jesus’ petty old dad in the sky who sends storms when people do bad stuff.

    Holy Ghost – Something spooky at work to make people have religious feelings.

    Angels – Winged girls in white robes that float around guarding babies.

    Secular – Normal stuff that everyone likes

    The World – Where all the normal stuff is.

    Satan – the red-goat dude who plays heavy metal and makes people do bad stuff.

    The Bible – An old book of stories, myths, and morals. Generally good stuff, but not to be taken too seriously.

    Sin – Stuff we all like to do, but too much of it can be bad.

    Judgment – The time when all good stuff and bad stuff gets weighed to see if people can get into heaven.

    Prayer – Closing one’s eyes and muttering deep thoughts that only God can hear.

    Heaven - Boring but fluffy place where we all play harps

    Hell - A never ending halloween party where ironic stuff keeps happening

    Blessed – Lucky

    Jesus fish – Ummm…I dunno Jesus likes fish?