Jesus – That bearded hippy guy who loves everyone.
God – Jesus’ petty old dad in the sky who sends storms when people do bad stuff.
Holy Ghost – Something spooky at work to make people have religious feelings.
Angels – Winged girls in white robes that float around guarding babies.
Secular – Normal stuff that everyone likes
The World – Where all the normal stuff is.
Satan – the red-goat dude who plays heavy metal and makes people do bad stuff.
The Bible – An old book of stories, myths, and morals. Generally good stuff, but not to be taken too seriously.
Sin – Stuff we all like to do, but too much of it can be bad.
Judgment – The time when all good stuff and bad stuff gets weighed to see if people can get into heaven.
Prayer – Closing one’s eyes and muttering deep thoughts that only God can hear.
Heaven - Boring but fluffy place where we all play harps
Hell - A never ending halloween party where ironic stuff keeps happening
Jesus fish – Ummm…I dunno Jesus likes fish?