Ingenious Business Idea I Wish I’d Thought Up #287: Post-Rapture Pet Care

This is totally not a scam. Fundies pre-pay their policy to a group of certified Atheists, and the Atheists promise to take care of their pets after the owners are taken up into Heaven to live with Jeebus.

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