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A Message From Teddy Goalsevelt To The US Men’s National Team

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN! Team USA is taking on Germany for our final game in the group stages of this World Cup. Here’s what President Roosevelt has to say about all that.

Here’s an exclusive message to the USMNT from our rough-riding, mustache-bearing, and battle-hardened former Commander-in-Chief who’s leading the charge for our boys down in Brazil.

1. Teddy always was a formal guy.

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2. He also does not believe in wussing out.

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3. For Teddy, the thought of a compromise is laughable.

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4. Haters, you have been called out.

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5. You know who you are.

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6. With Teddy, there can be no substitute for victory.

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7. Listen up, America.

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8. Teddy ain’t got NO time for cordialities.

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9. Time to RALLY! TAKE NO PRISONERS!

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10. AMERICA! GET ON YOUR FEET!

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11. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!

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12. Bring it on, world. Bring it on.

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