The Definitive Ranking Of Reality Show Breakups That We’re Still Mourning

Reality show couples, why you gotta do us like this? Here’s our ranking of the most sorrowful splits to date. To find out whether JWoww & Roger, Trista & Ryan and others will follow in their footsteps, check out Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars premiering Friday, May 30 at 9/8c on WE tv.

15. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

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The Show: Britney and Kevin: Chaotic
Why We’re Happy: Literally everything.
Why We’re Sad: Literally nothing.

14. Audrina Patridge and Justin Bobby

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The Show: The Hills
Why We’re Happy: Watching them try to make it work was a little painful.
Why We’re Sad: They would have had very good-looking babies.

13. Kelsey and Camille Grammer

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The Show: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Why We’re Happy: The marriage had allegedly been far from perfect for a while.
Why We’re Sad: She quickly became a Real Housewife that wasn’t really a wife.

12. Countess LuAnn and Alexandre de Lesseps

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The Show: The Real Housewives Of New York City
Why We’re Happy: She’s since had a burgeoning music career and a relationship with a younger man; still fabulous.
Why We’re Sad: They were the definition of power couple.

11. Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry

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The Show: My Fair Brady
Why We’re Happy: She plays World of Warcraft and is back on the market.
Why We’re Sad: This couple was just so unlikely that it was charming.

10. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

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The Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Why We’re Happy: Is it just us, or did it seem like they didn’t really like each other?
Why We’re Sad: Their wedding must have been so expensive.

9. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

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The Show: Couples Therapy
Why We’re Happy: She was 16, and he was 51.
Why We’re Sad: She was 16, and he was 51.

8. Hugh Hefner and the Girls Next Door

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The Show: The Girls Next Door
Why We’re Happy: Holly didn’t have to endure the breakup alone.
Why We’re Sad: They were the polyamory poster boy and girls.

7. Linda and Hulk Hogan

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The Show: Hogan Knows Best
Why We’re Happy: Hulk won’t need to house any more baby chimpanzees.
Why We’re Sad: The pair had an admirable 25-year marriage and raised two children together.

6. Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra

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The Show: ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave
Why We’re Happy: The groupie vibe is strong with her.
Why We’re Sad: They were so rock ‘n’ roll: the actress and the musician, the initials tattooed on his chest. We wanted this one to last.

5. Kate and Jon Gosselin

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The Show: Jon & Kate Plus 8
Why We’re Happy: The amount of badmouthing and controversy in the media since their divorce suggests that their kids might be better off this way.
Why We’re Sad: The show was wildly popular, and the Gosselins were a beacon of hope for parents all around the world — that they, too, could survive.

4. Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom

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The Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Khloé and Lamar
Why We’re Happy: Things got a little intense toward the end there.
Why We’re Sad: Even though they married after only 30 days of dating, their relationship was genuine and seemed rock solid, and their fans adored them.

3. Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy

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The Show: Bethenny Getting Married? and Bethenny Ever After
Why We’re Happy: They got the baby they both wanted so badly.
Why We’re Sad: They seemed like the couple who had everything, and we were all rooting for Bethenny.

2. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson

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The Show: Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
Why We’re Happy: They’re both happily married to other people now.
Why We’re Sad: They were the sweethearts of reality TV marriage; who doesn’t miss
Nick laughing while Jessica struggled to pronounce “platypus?”

1. Kris and Bruce Jenner

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The Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Why We’re Happy: Bruce can take a break now.
Why We’re Sad: Their marriage of 23 years was a joy to watch.

Can these five couples make it, or will they be the next victims of the reality tv curse?

Tune in to Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars premiering Friday, May 30 at 9/8c on WE tv, to find out.

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