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Jesus, get a room.

He's either mangling Snoop Dogg's name or there's an Ol' Dirty Bastard alias I didn't know about.

To Do List:
1. Set Guitar Hero 3 world record — CHECK
2. Experience sunshine

Do they make rape kits for ears?

….said some random nobody typing away from the comfort of her keyboard. What a hero….

I absolutely could and often do. Take a deep breath. Relax.

Whew, that's a relief! You're only semi-crazy and hate filled.

Genius. Describing internet stuff in Helvetica. Get this artisan a book deal!