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F*ck group therapy!

Just because I have a sex problem does not mean I have to sit here and listen to everyone bitch about their problems! I really don't care, even though Debbie's sexcapades with her sister turn me on. Check it Mondays on MTV at 10:30 ET/PT!

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Getting my buddy Greg the Bunny laid

Everyone has to lose it at some point, right?! My friend just needs a little help from a prostitute. See more debauchery Mondays on MTV at 10:30 ET/PT!

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

I Share My Street Smarts With the Kiddos

I do my good deed for the week and share my wisdom with some third grade students, even though I find out after the fact they're all a bunch of pussies. Check me out on MTV every Monday at 10:30pm ET/PT!

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Chatroulette is Growing On Me.

Spent more time introducing myself to fans on Chatroulette since MTV is too cheap to spend money marketing my show. Man, there are a lot of dicks on here (figuratively and literally). SHAMELESS PLUG: "Warren the Ape" premieres Monday, June 14th at 10:30PM/9:30PMC on MTV.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

I've Got a "Situation" Underneath All This Fur

I'm sounding off on "the Situation" and all of his Jersey bretheren (& sisteren?). My new show "Warren the Ape" comes out on MTV every Monday at 10:30pm ET/PT, premiering June 14.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Dumb & Do-able, Done & Done.

Any Hills fans out there? You're coming with me. Tune-in to my show “Warren the Ape” every Monday at 10:30pm ET/PT premiering June 14 on MTV. /series.jhtml

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Massages and "The Hard Times of RJ Berger"

There are many similarities and differences between myself and MTV’s new show “The Hard Times of RJ Berger”…listen to my thoughts, as I get a sensual massage. “Warren the Ape” premieres Monday June 14th at 10:30pm ET/PT on MTV.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Warren the Ape in “Bad Po Fo"

My previous acting experience may win me another shot at a comeback! I have a meeting with a wonderful filmmaker thanks to my spectacular acting in “Bad Po Fo”. Watch for yourself.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Warren the Ape - "Rancho Cuccamunga"

I mean, lets face it, how can you NOT laugh at the word Cuccamunga? Watch my show "Warren the Ape" Mondays at 10:30pm on MTV!

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Warren the Ape: Sex Tape

MTV’s newest star, ME -Warren the Ape - makes a sex tape. "Warren the Ape" premieres on MTV June 14th at 10:30/9:30c. mtv.com/shows/warren_the_ape/series.jhtml

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Warren the Ape: Dungeons and Dragons

Psha, more like Dungeons and Douchbags. My assistant Ceciel is such a nerd. And so is Greg the Bunny. Why do I still hang out with these guys? "Warren the Ape" premieres June 14th at 10:30/9:30c on MTV.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

MY NEW SHOW TRAILER, SUCKAS!!

Worried that MTV edited this to portray me in a negative light. What do you think? Just kidding, I don't care what you think. See for yourself Monday June 14th, @ 10:30P on MTV.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

AA Meeting

I attend one of my prescribed AA meetings and visit my agent to try and drum up some work.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

Real World Audition: Homeless Fabricated-American

Please make me the first fabricated-American to be cast on The Real World. Hot tub soaking, water beds, and getting laid constantly.... now that's the real world.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago

DJ Warren Ape's Jersey Shore Audition

I'm really hoping my ability to "beat out the beat" and my extensive knowledge of hair gels qualifies me for Jersey Shore. DJ Warren Ape a.k.a. "The Consequence" in the houseee.

WarrenTheApe 13 years ago