8 Signs That You’re Definitely Turning Into A Zombie

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1. You look, walk, and sound like everyone else.

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2. You’re often part of lumbering, slow-moving crowds.

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“Must…own…marginally better…smartphoooone…”

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3. You swarm en masse to loud, droning noises.

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Things that zombies are naturally attracted to:
1) Delicious people.
2) Hella sick dubstep parties.

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4. You go out of your way to eat “organic” food.

Yeah, you know who else only eats “organic” food? THE UNDEAD HORDES. There’s not a lot more organic than your, er, internal organs.

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5. You can’t tear yourself away from loud, obnoxious spectacles.

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Fun fact: even the walking dead are apathetic about paying nine dollars more for 3D.

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6. You suffer from achy joints and stiff, lifeless limbs.

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Hush, now. It’s been a long day of aimlessly staggering and eating brains. Kick back, put on a little Enya, and do you for a little bit. You undead freak.

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7. You’re lethargic, unmotivated, and say things like, “I’m just not myself until I’ve had my coffee.”

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What do zombies crave almost as much as tasty human flesh? Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Mm-mmm.

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8. You often find yourself EATING HUMAN ENTRAILS.

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Oh. Yeah. This one might be a little self explanatory.

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