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20 Things You Won’t Need To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Modern society consumes a lot of products. Unfortunately, almost none of them are going to help you survive the impending zombie apocalypse. The Walking Dead, Sundays 9/8c! So remember: the fight for survival will not come down to these items you can or once could buy on the Internet. You won’t be needing…

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1. This wine-glass holder necklace.

Source: skymall.com

2. These “walking on grass” flip-flops.

Source: kusashoes.com

3. This pager you bought so you could always find your beer.

Source: skymall.com

4. This literal box of laughs.

Source: skymall.com

5. This hair-growing helmet.

Source: amazon.com

6. This waterproof pool table.

7. Finger plates.

Source: amazon.com

8. This runny nose soap dispenser.

Source: amazon.com

9. This lock for your ice cream.

10. This hot tub… boat.

Source: hammacher.com

11. This shirt that has sweat stains built in for some reason.

Source: etsy.com

12. This bullet-proof clipboard.

OK so there’s a slight chance that MIGHT come in handy.

Source: thinkgeek.com

13. This snuggle strap “tiddy bear.”

14. This “man candle.”

15. These picnic pants.

16. These fine china “brass” knuckles.

Source: gizmodo.com

17. This edible food spray.

18. This Play-Doh scented cologne.

19. This DIY gastric bypass kit.

Source: amazon.com

20. And this brain hat. It might keep you warm, but overall, it’s probably not a good idea to hightlight the fact THAT YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN THERE. IT’S LIKE A DRIVE-THRU TACO BELL SIGN TO THEM.

Source: etsy.com

Looks like this guy should have spent a little less on sandals with grass on the them.

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