32. Michael Vick - Philadelphia Eagles
Being involved with dog fighting totally lowers your hot factor
31. Ben Roethlisberger- Pittsburgh Steelers
He kinda looks like that cousin that you only see on Thanksgiving but who always tries to beat everyone at arm wrestling.
30. Matt Stafford - Detroit Lions
Little too much of a frat boy look but he sure can rock that Detroit blue!
28. Ryan Tannehill- Miami Dolphins
Wouldn’t mind taking a swim in those baby blues amirite?!
25. Terrelle Pryor - Oakland Raiders
He’s just a baby! An adorable precious beautiful baby.
24. Jake Locker- Tennessee Titans
Perfectly groomed facial hair
23. Sam Bradford- St. Louis Rams
Determination and focus. Who doesn’t want that in a man?
22. Andrew Luck- Indianapolis Colts
Look at the levity! Any girl would be LUCK-y to have that!
21. Brandon Weeden - Cleveland Browns
3 is also how many beats my heart skips when he smiles
20. Carson Palmer- Arizona Cardinals
Seen here taking a moment to ponder his attractiveness
19. Phillip Rivers- San Diego Chargers
that San Diego sun clearly does a body good
18. Colin Kaepernick- San Francisco 49ers
Those uniforms just don’t give the justice his perfectly sculpted stomach deserves
17. Josh Freeman- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Official petition to play football in sports coats
16. Robert Griffin III - Washington Redskins
The smile….the hair….my heart….my soul
13. Eli Manning - New York Giants
He’ll throw a pass straight to your heart….no interceptions
11. Peyton Manning- Denver Broncos
I know what you’re thinking….HOW IS HE RANKED HIGHER THAN HIS BROTHER. But watch the cool determination, his strong arm throwing the ball, the ball slicing the air into the arms of his receiver and you’ll WISH you were that receiver. The receiver of his HEART you clowns.
10. Tony Romo- Dallas Cowboys
I just want to curl up and take a nap in those dimples
8. Russell Wilson- Seattle Seahawks
What gives you the right?
7. Christian Ponder- Minnesota Vikings
Ref better call delay of game because I just got LOST IN HIS EYES
6. EJ Manuel- Buffalo Bills
I’ll intentionally ground him anyday
5. Alex Smith- Kansas City Chiefs
If wanting to sack him is wrong I don’t want to be right
4. Drew Brees- New Orleans Saints
Total D.I.L.F (Dad I like to watch play football guyz come on)
3. Cam Newton- Carolina Panthers
Yea I’d help him practice his spiral
2. Tom Brady- New England Patriots
Throw the penalty flag for holding….my body up against his.