If you finally grew a pair and texted your crush...
...but they haven't texted back, leaving you all like...
...there's only one excuse they could possibly have.
1.
LITERALLY being on fire.
Don't pull the "I fell asleep" card.
Don't say that you were "out with your friends"...
...and got "too f*cked up."
The only acceptable excuse for not answering a text...
...is actually having open flames consuming your body.
So if your crush tells you they didn't text back because their phone was in the car...
...or that they left it at a bar...
And if they're still playing games after they've put out whatever fire was preventing them from texting you back...
