The Next 10 Superheroes To Come Out Of The Closet

Green Lantern came out, Northstar got hitched, super heroes are going gay, and we think that’s great! Here’s a list of the next 10 heroes we think should come out of the closet.

1. Color Kid

Color Kid, the first trans-gender hero.

2. Beast

Beast is a total bear.

3. Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred is fastidious and nurturing, with just the right amount of sass.

4. Captain Britain

We just thought he was British.

5. Iceman

You can be my wingman anytime, Maverick.

6. Wonder Woman

She comes from an island where there’s no men. What did you expect?

7. Clark Kent (not Superman)

Needed more of a disguise. The glasses just weren’t cutting it.

8. Plastic Man

No explanation needed.

9. Mr. Fantastic

Sue Storm = total beard, hence the “Invisible Woman” moniker.

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