10 Other Things Shia LaBeouf Needs To Fake Apologize For

Shia got caught plagiarizing, then got caught plagiarizing his apology, we don’t think it should end there. Clearly. Much Love - Virgin Mobile

1. Freaks & Geeks getting canceled

There’s our boy hanging with Martin Starr.

2. Louis Steven’s shirts

Kid just loves to party, I guess.

3. Dumb & Dumberer

How you gonna make a sequel without Carrey and Daniels?

4. Ruining the greatest trilogy ever

To be fair, there’s a lot of blame to go around, but we’re owed an apology nonetheless.

5. Not being Charlie Sheen enough

Try to be more high priest Vatican assassin warlock, Shia. Try.

6. Getting all up in Canada’s face

Who gets Canadians angry enough to throw hands? Seriously, eh?

7. For not stopping this when he had the chance

All my childhood. Such ruined. Many loss.

8. Wasn’t Disturbia just a Rear Window ripoff?

Fool me once…

9. Showing up in the LaBeouf in this Sigur Rós video

I think I just saw his fjögur!

10. SMH… such SMH

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