1. Cher
Problem 4 me with pointy teeth hrs ?! Drag my ass in day ! Give wrong answers , don't care bout ?'s ! Wii game suffers ! Haha
2. Shia LaBeouf
I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
3. Jose Canseco
Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say
4. Jaden Smith
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
5. Kourtney Kardashian
Do ants have dicks?
6. Jeremy Piven
Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it's a win!
7. Tyrese
Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!
8. Kirstie Alley
I'm leavin on a jet train .... Philly, let's play!!!!!....
9. Olivia Wilde
I don't understand how I'm still doing phone interviews when Kate Middleton is in labor. Don't they have to go cover the crowning?!
10. Criss Angel
In hot tub... http://yfrog.com/h8hy7lyj
11. Pitbull
chinese food in china #mrworldwide
12. Nicole Richie
I'm, like, soooooo pretty
13. Cher, again
I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye
14. Sean Combs
For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome
15. Andy Milonakis
I just ate a bacon wrapped elf dick with extra dicksauce
16. Blake Shelton
#NowPlaying with myself....
17. Kesha
pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry
18. 50 Cent
Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance
19. Chere, again, again
Going dentist.EVERYONE SHOULD BOYCOTT WALL MART ! They R BIGGEST SELLER OF GUNS IN U.S ! Pick Up Milk,Pick Up BULLETS. Shop TARGET.RT RT RT
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