19 Celebrity Tweets That You Won’t Believe Are Real

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1. Cher

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2. Shia LaBeouf

3. Jose Canseco

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4. Jaden Smith

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

— officialjaden (@Jaden Smith)
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5. Kourtney Kardashian

Do ants have dicks?

— kourtneykardash (@Kourtney Kardashian)
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6. Jeremy Piven

Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it's a win!

— jeremypiven (@Jeremy Piven)

7. Tyrese

Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!

— Tyrese (@Vision Implementer)
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8. Kirstie Alley

I'm leavin on a jet train .... Philly, let's play!!!!!....

— kirstiealley (@Kirstie Alley)

9. Olivia Wilde

I don't understand how I'm still doing phone interviews when Kate Middleton is in labor. Don't they have to go cover the crowning?!

— oliviawilde (@olivia wilde)
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10. Criss Angel

In hot tub... http://yfrog.com/h8hy7lyj

— CrissAngel (@Criss Angel)

11. Pitbull

chinese food in china #mrworldwide

— pitbull (@Pitbull)
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12. Nicole Richie

I'm, like, soooooo pretty

— nicolerichie (@Nicole Richie)
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13. Cher, again

I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye

— cher (@Cher)
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14. Sean Combs

For all those just tuning in. I'm 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome

— iamdiddy (@Diddy)
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15. Andy Milonakis

I just ate a bacon wrapped elf dick with extra dicksauce

— AndyMilonakis (@MILONAKIS)

16. Blake Shelton

#NowPlaying with myself....

— blakeshelton (@Blake Shelton)
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17. Kesha

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry

— KeshaRose (@kesha)

18. 50 Cent

Speaking of MILF. I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance

— 50cent (@50cent)

19. Chere, again, again

Going dentist.EVERYONE SHOULD BOYCOTT WALL MART ! They R BIGGEST SELLER OF GUNS IN U.S ! Pick Up Milk,Pick Up BULLETS. Shop TARGET.RT RT RT

— cher (@Cher)

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