The Games are a series of athletic contests originally devised by the Greeks
This year they will take place in London
London is in Great Britain
Great Britain is ruled by a queen
The symbol of the games is five interlocking rings
and the one ring to rule them all
The games will have two mascots
The games begin when the Vestal virgins gather the flames of the sun
and send them around the world
to light Michael Phelps' bong
The U.S.A. has historically done well
and everyone will be tuning in
to watch this chick jump over stuff