Confirmed. The use of permanent caps lock is a distinct sign of old man postings.

Sadly, it was not Lionel Richie they were looking for.

You nailed it.

Jeff Goldblum’s chest will find a way.

If he liked it then he should have put a ring pop on it. Common sense, really.

Thanks for noticing.

Necessity is the mother of all invention. And life hacks.

True poetry in motion.

That’s some classic Dad Wisdom for you. It comes from years of mowing the lawn and replacing screen doors after you ran into them as a child.  Everyone ran into screen doors as a child. Amirite?

Classic Stern.

The .gif, when seen in the wild, is often weary of strangers.  Just let the page load, sit back, and enjoy the .gif glory.

From the mean streets of Sesame.

It was time to upgrade to a flatscreen - they’re much more aerodynamic.

Some people really need a nu start.

Hurricanes are no time for horsing around.
-Things the reporter should have said

I think it’s the eyes. It’s clearly not the marshmallow fluff - that stuff’s delicious.

Older folks - they have so much to teach us.