Thanks for the update. Seacrest out!
2 tweets? Inaction star.
The mad skillz remain.
Retweeting Lucy Lawless is the anti-power move.
Thanks for the check in, Eddie.
Compelling tech insights that useful to millions of followers.
The Newtster will fill up your twitter feed with an endless stream of thank yous. No thank you.
When your bio is a Buddha quote, it’s pretty much all down hill from there.
Keen insights from the brain trust over at Mariah Inc.
They can’t all be tiger blood and winning.
The Christina Aguilera robot is skipping again.
At least he admits it.
Hanging on every word.
Lionel’s kid is testing out her A material.
Whoa, whoa, whoa – real time updates on Steven Seagal’s hit show True Justice? This is just too good to be true. Probably why the internet was invented.
Updated. In real time.
What? Who are you talking to?
Drake is clearly have a conversation with the voices in his head.
Nothing but answers to questions no one asked.
This pic makes Mardi Gras look like a holy day of obligation.
Product reviews from Rihanna can get a lil’ wordy.
Ebayers, so sick of all their transactions, and auctions, and stuff.
Scoop of the century.