25 Reasons America Kicks Ass

1. We’ve Only Had Two Kings

and they were awesome

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2. We Have The Best T-Shirts

it’s like how I feel… in t-shirt form

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3. We’re Understated

so we stand out

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4. But We Know How To Go Big

even when we shouldn’t

5. Really Big

especially when we should

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6. We Start Everything

we birthed the blues, baby

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7. And Finish Strong

we won the cold war (and beat Drago)

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8. We Have The Best Rappers

have you heard rap from other countries? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJIYwXoCDls

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9. And The Coolest Boss

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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10. We Deep Fry Whatever You Got

our tagline should be, “F@#ck Your Arteries”

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11. We Play Our Own Game

Sundays in the U. S. of A.

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12. And We’re Pretty Good At Theirs

World Cup 2014, Called it

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13. We Still Believe In Heroes

keep up the good work guys

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14. And Still Make Them

our armed services are a classy bunch that kicks ass all over the world

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15. And After All This Time, We Still Rock

it’s Van Halen, not Van Hagar

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16. Still Know How To Party

from Bourbon Street to Main Street, the U.S.A. knows how to cut loose

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17. Still Got Muscle

Detroit still makes a mean machine

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18. Still Looking Good

salute the flag, boys

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19. Still Have The Best Ideas

genius

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20. Like, Really Really Good Ideas

not bad too

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21. And Freedom

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22. Freedom

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23. FREEDOM

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24. FREEDOM!

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25. FREEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMM!!!!!

San Dimas high school football rules

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