25 Reasons America Kicks Ass

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1. We’ve Only Had Two Kings

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and they were awesome

2. We Have The Best T-Shirts

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it’s like how I feel… in t-shirt form

3. We’re Understated

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so we stand out

4. But We Know How To Go Big

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even when we shouldn’t

5. Really Big

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especially when we should

6. We Start Everything

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we birthed the blues, baby

7. And Finish Strong

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we won the cold war (and beat Drago)

8. We Have The Best Rappers

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have you heard rap from other countries? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJIYwXoCDls

9. And The Coolest Boss

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BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

10. We Deep Fry Whatever You Got

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our tagline should be, “F@#ck Your Arteries”

11. We Play Our Own Game

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Sundays in the U. S. of A.

12. And We’re Pretty Good At Theirs

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World Cup 2014, Called it

13. We Still Believe In Heroes

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keep up the good work guys

14. And Still Make Them

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our armed services are a classy bunch that kicks ass all over the world

15. And After All This Time, We Still Rock

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it’s Van Halen, not Van Hagar

16. Still Know How To Party

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from Bourbon Street to Main Street, the U.S.A. knows how to cut loose

17. Still Got Muscle

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Detroit still makes a mean machine

18. Still Looking Good

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salute the flag, boys

19. Still Have The Best Ideas

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genius

20. Like, Really Really Good Ideas

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not bad too

21. And Freedom

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22. Freedom

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23. FREEDOM

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24. FREEDOM!

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25. FREEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMM!!!!!

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