20 Soul-Crushing Summer Jobs From Pop Culture

Tough day at the cracker factory?

1. Falafel Barn Cashier

You could be wearing a falafel hat and supersizing older men’s balls.
She’s All That

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2. Banana Stand Mascot

You could be working with a cousin you’re in love with while wearing a banana suit.
Arrested Development

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3. Convenience Store Clerk

You could be selling Chewlies gum and cigarettes to little kids.
Clerks

Source: gordonandthewhale.com

4. Games Area Guy

You could be working the games section at Adventureland.
Adventureland

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5. Lanyard Sales Rep in Preston, Idaho

You could sell beads to the same people over and over again.
Napoleon Dynamite

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6. Over-Adventurous Babysitter

You might be babysitting, but you’re not adventurous babysitting..are you?
Adventures In Babysitting

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7. Mr. Miyagi’s Bitch

You could be doing whatever Mr. Miyagi tells you…not always fun, but you’d learn great lessons.
Karate Kid

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8. Pizza Delivery Guy / Gigolo

Delivering the sausage to wealthy divorcees (with EXTRA anchovies).
Loverboy

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9. Swenson’s Ice Cream Girl

You could be working at a food joint inside a mall.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

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10. Keeping Baby Out of the Corner

You could be teaching older people how to dance for very low pay.
Dirty Dancing

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11. Bodyguard For The New Kid

You could be saving nerds from nuggies.
My Bodyguard

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12. Bag & Check at Piggly Wiggly

If this is your job, I hope the “Tad Hamilton” of your life stops by soon.
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton

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13. Working At The Record Store On Rex Manning Day

Record store? What’s a record store?
Empire Records

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14. Assistant Groundskeeper at Bushwood

You could be cleaning pools and killing gophers.
Caddyshack

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15. Lawn Mower

You could mow lawns to pay for a telescope.
Can’t Buy Me Love

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16. Getting Oggled by 10-Year-Olds at Valley Vista Community Pool

You could perform mouth to mouth on Squints Palledorous.
The Sandlot

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17. Waitress at Chotchkie’s

You could be trying to get by with the minimum required amount of flair.
Office Space

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18. Retail Store Comestics Section

You could be making the general public look like death.
The Good Girl

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19. Rancher at Bar None

Hey Dude, you could be running a ranch in Arizona.
Hey Dude

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20. Counselor at Camp Crystal Lake

You could pay the ultimate price for doing it all sneaky in a cabin.
Friday The 13th

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