1. Falafel Barn Cashier
You could be wearing a falafel hat and supersizing older men’s balls.
She’s All That
2. Banana Stand Mascot
You could be working with a cousin you’re in love with while wearing a banana suit.
3. Convenience Store Clerk
You could be selling Chewlies gum and cigarettes to little kids.
4. Games Area Guy
You could be working the games section at Adventureland.
5. Lanyard Sales Rep in Preston, Idaho
You could sell beads to the same people over and over again.
6. Over-Adventurous Babysitter
You might be babysitting, but you’re not adventurous babysitting..are you?
Adventures In Babysitting
7. Pizza Delivery Guy / Gigolo
Delivering the sausage to wealthy divorcees (with EXTRA anchovies).
8. Swenson’s Ice Cream Girl
You could be working at a food joint inside a mall.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
9. Keeping Baby Out of the Corner
You could be teaching older people how to dance for very low pay.
10. Bodyguard For The New Kid
You could be saving nerds from nuggies.
11. Bag & Check at Piggly Wiggly
If this is your job, I hope the “Tad Hamilton” of your life stops by soon.
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton
12. Working At The Record Store On Rex Manning Day
Record store? What’s a record store?
13. Assistant Groundskeeper at Bushwood
You could be cleaning pools and killing gophers.
14. Lawn Mower
You could mow lawns to pay for a telescope.
Can’t Buy Me Love
15. Getting Oggled by 10-Year-Olds at Valley Vista Community Pool
You could perform mouth to mouth on Squints Palledorous.