15 Reasons Netflix For Kids Is Really Netflix For Stoners

Come on, who’s fooling who? Much love, Virgin Mobile

1. Labyrinth

70’s glam-rocker wears tight pants, steals a baby, and takes up contact juggling.

2. Yo Gabba Gabba

Biz Markie and Mark Mothersbaugh teach kids stuff, like how to dance and take acid.

3. The Fresh Beat Band

You have to be really, really, REALLY high to get it. And Kiki is hot.

4. Fraggle Rock

Jim Henson took everything he learned about making stoners laugh on The Muppet Show and brought it underground.

5. The Secret Of Nimh

Rats take drugs, get smart. It’s not rocket science.

6. GI Joe

Red lasers vs. blue lasers. Nobody dies. Everybody wins. The way war should be.

7. Dinosaur Train

Dinosaurs ride a train back and forth through time for reasons. It also has this theme song that you will now hum the rest of the day - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNpoEoXi1lE

8. The Dark Crystal

Skeletal birds join spiritually to wise sloths to bring order to the known universe. Jim Henson clearly had the hook up.

9. Spiderman: The ‘67 Collection

Spidey gets weird in a far out way and becomes future fodder for meme after bloody meme.

10. Pingu

Swiss penguin picks up where Gumby left off.

11. Gumby: The Movie

Speaking of… LOOK HOW HIGH HE IS!!!

12. Transfomers

Giant robots that turn into radios and such hold the fate of the world in their hands. Pass the Fun-yuns!

13. The Wiz

The only thing that could make the Wizard of Oz more enjoyable while *ahem* imbibing, is mixing in some funkiness. (and MJ)

14. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

Basically why kids started getting high.

15. Mac and Me

Budget E.T. for kids that like to get wasted. So good. So so so so so good.

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