70’s glam-rocker wears tight pants, steals a baby, and takes up contact juggling.
2. Yo Gabba Gabba
Biz Markie and Mark Mothersbaugh teach kids stuff, like how to dance and take acid.
3. The Fresh Beat Band
You have to be really, really, REALLY high to get it. And Kiki is hot.
4. Fraggle Rock
Jim Henson took everything he learned about making stoners laugh on The Muppet Show and brought it underground.
5. The Secret Of Nimh
Rats take drugs, get smart. It’s not rocket science.
6. GI Joe
Red lasers vs. blue lasers. Nobody dies. Everybody wins. The way war should be.
7. Dinosaur Train
Dinosaurs ride a train back and forth through time for reasons. It also has this theme song that you will now hum the rest of the day - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNpoEoXi1lE
8. The Dark Crystal
Skeletal birds join spiritually to wise sloths to bring order to the known universe. Jim Henson clearly had the hook up.
9. Spiderman: The ‘67 Collection
Spidey gets weird in a far out way and becomes future fodder for meme after bloody meme.
Giant robots that turn into radios and such hold the fate of the world in their hands. Pass the Fun-yuns!
13. The Wiz
The only thing that could make the Wizard of Oz more enjoyable while ahem imbibing, is mixing in some funkiness. (and MJ)
14. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
Basically why kids started getting high.
15. Mac and Me
Budget E.T. for kids that like to get wasted. So good. So so so so so good.